Monday was a dark day for George Smitherman, who lost badly in his bid to become Toronto mayor. The next day was even darker -- for the liberal Toronto Star, which had become an unapologetic pamphleteer for Smitherman in the weeks leading to the election. On Tuesday, it had to sheepishly report how badly its own propaganda had failed.Then Kelly calls out the two most rabid Star columnists for their attacks on Ford. First Heather Mallick with her usual.
In the unhappy recesses of Star headquarters, perplexed editors were forced to accept that the unthinkable had happened: Rob Ford had been elected mayor. The voters of Toronto, who exist in the Star's imagination as a cheerful, "progressive," multicultural group of bicycle-loving, environmentally aware supporters of mushy Canadian liberalism, had cast their votes overwhelming for a man whom Star columnists had smeared as a neanderthal.
Having decided that personal attacks were fair game, the Star unloaded columnist Heather Mallick on Ford. Here's what she had to say:
"Voting for Ford is like sleeping with someone to get revenge on your spouse. It seems like a good idea at closing time, which is what an election is. Last call, and you neck down your last shot of good cold vodka. 'Sure, whatever,' is what you say to everything said to you. 'I hate streetcars too!' And you leave the lounge of the Empire Hotel on the arm of some big guy. It is Oct. 26, the day after the election, and you wake in a hard, unfamiliar bed. Your eyeballs are congealed chip fat and your contact lenses have gone crispy. Your liver is en route somewhere. You appear to be missing a tooth. And there's something in bed next to you. It is the sweaty, beer-smelling oik from the bar last night."The reaction from Mallick after the election was well expected.
Poor Heather must have been scraping off the chip fat with both hands Tuesday. Not only is last night's oik in her bed, but the Viagra is just kicking in.
Then MacParland calls out James Travers for his attacks.
Then there was Star columnist James Travers who warned that "Sudden swings that sweep away the status quo are nothing new. But as World War II reminds, the results are often catastrophic." Toronto voters will no doubt wish they'd listened to Travers if Ford starts sending tanks into Brampton and Pickering.Then this zinger from MacParland
.Evidently not. Ford didn't just win, he overwhelmed the opposition. The paper couldn't even score a victory out in deepest suburbia, where Mississauga's mayor-for-life, 89-year-old Hazel McCallion, was returned with 75% of the vote and spent election night denouncing the Star to anyone who would listen.
No doubt it must be a stunning defeat for the Star. They hate anything conservative and the new mayor, a conservative campaigned on conservative values and they are not supposed to resonate with Torontonians.Hazel McCallion and Rob Ford, together. Lord knows what image that raises in Heather Mallick's imagination.
This just simply could not happen, after all, Toronto is supposed to be a bastion of left wing latte sipping liberals. They had worked so hard to prevent this man from winning the Mayors chair but was in the end unsuccessful. This right wing neanderthal was not supposed to win according to the Star.
Maybe Torontonians are starting to wake from their slumber. Who knows but let's hope this carries on to the provincial and federal scene. Way to go Toronto voters!
Sounds as if Malicious Mallick as had a lot of experience with leaving bars at closing time on the arm of some unknown big guy and waking up in strange beds.
ReplyDeleteGreat post - one addition - - HE must now reach out to those 'progressive' counsellors and to hose outside his 'narrow' base.
ReplyDeleteBecause those same progressive counsellors and this paper have treated him and the taxpayers with so much respect, right?
http://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorials/article/881077--toronto-mayoralty-ford-needs-to-reach-out
No doubt The Star was frantically searching the internet on Sunday looking for a pic. of Ford in womens lingerie...
ReplyDeleteIf the Star had any moral fiber they would be mourning but instead they are in complete denial it appears. (real conservative)
ReplyDelete"conservative values"
ReplyDeleteSo I suppose these so-called values include driving drunk, pot smoking, domestic assault charges, being drunk in public and removed from a hockey game...the list goes on.
So I suppose these so-called values include driving drunk, pot smoking, domestic assault charges, being drunk in public and removed from a hockey game...the list goes on.
ReplyDeleteGee,Anony,looks like you liberals just can't stand it that a conservative has won the Mayor's seat in Toronto. You liberals just can't stop the personal attacks can ya? Just keep it up, you aren't doing your side any favors that's for sure.
to anony
ReplyDeletei would really hate to know what smithers does when not in the political spotlight.
really ford won on a platform. everyone has skeletons in their closets and things in their past that they may be ashamed of. ford has been on council for years with same message and practicing what he preaches. can smithers say the same?
frmgrl is right. keep your eyes on the substance and not on the personal attacks, you might learn something today.
brad