.Get ready to wave your flags and sing "Oh Canada" folks! Yesterday, Canada swept the awards.
Ottawa (30 Nov. 2010) - The Canadian government, led by reincarnated Environment Minister John Baird, has kicked off United Nations (UN) climate talks in Cancun, Mexico, by winning three Fossil of the Day awards - first, second and third place simultaneously!We won 1st., 2nd, and 3rd. Pretty good for day one I would say.
Canada wins first, second, and third place Fossil of the Day Award in Cancun today. The award is given daily to the country who has done the most to disrupt and undermine negotiations.Let's clean up and win as many fossil awards as possible. Let's continue to "own that podium" Way to go John Baird! Make us proud! Show National Union of Public employees and others that Canada will not buy into the green scam and that all this is all about is the distribution of wealth.
Go Canada go!
Update: In the meantime Japan will say no to the extension of the Kyoto Protocol Look for them to receive one of those coveted awards as well.
Having an environmental conference in Cancun is like holding a vegetarian meeting in a slaughter house. Why don't they just go to Vegas and get it over with?
ReplyDeleteI accept this honour with the thanks of my mother, father, family and friends. Too funny - go for the gold - we want to own the podium!!! Now get serious and talk about how climate is affected by the sun. This greenie gabfest is just an excuse to play in the sun in an exotic location. Too bad it wasn't scheduled during the height of the hurricane season. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteYay! Go Canada Go!
ReplyDeleteNo doubt the judges of this award drive cars made in Oakville, heat their homes with oil from Alberta, feed their families with bread from Saskatchewan and even use Canadian Uranium to keep their TV's running to watch The Nature of Things via a Canadian satellite.
ReplyDeleteI want Canada to be the proud recipient of the 'last' grand fossil awards given, the defacto "T-Rex"
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ReplyDeleteI understand that PMSH and John Baird have pet twin mangy hounds. One is called Awaaz-Avaaz, the other is called Soros-Sorrows.
Why, even the Parliamentary Custodian of Outhouses and Bovine Flatulence has a similar pet, called Libranoid KayDee Attwould.
Oh, hey! Where in blazes is Dion's albino pooch Kyoto, now that we need a nice doggeee to take a wee on some poltroons trousers?
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Congratulations to the Fossils, for giving canada the oil to maintain our economy.
ReplyDeleteWithout the fossils canada's economy will be at the lowest.
As a matter of fact, there should be a cabinet displaying all the Fossil awards- honouring the fossils for the work well done.
Normally, when water rises you move to higher ground but not these two:
Al Gore complains that the water (ocean) is rising yet he builds a mansion smack dam on the Ocean front.
Liz May, she also says the water is rising -she too lives near the coast in Vancouver.
I haven't been so proud of Canada since our troops stormed the beaches of Norway!
ReplyDelete1st, 2nd and 3rd, that's a hat trick!
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo!!
We're number one!
We're number one!
Na na, nananana, hey hey hey, goodbye.
Excellent!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe trophies look very pretty-the fossils deserve them.
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